Maria "Poni" Silver is from Queens. Don't touch her stuff. She's better looking and more fashionable than you. After working in the mad, mad world of New York fashion, the FIT grad took up with the Ettes upon her arrival in Los Angeles. She designs in her spare time, but we don't give her much of that. Poni loves to surprise her friends with little trinkets and gifts, but the ferocity with which she bangs her drums should serve as ample warning to leave her alone. If you don't, the Ettes cannot be held responsible for her actions. Pay your own hospital bills.

Instrument: Drums

Sign: Virgo (don't touch my stuff)

What drink to buy her: Jack

Favorite movies: Switchblade Sisters, Party Girl

Style icon: Slash

Favorite baby animal: No babies, no animals

Biggest fear: Disorganization